Professor Snugglesworth. The Professor. Prof Chonk.
I am known by many names, but my friend’s call me the Prof. I have a Doctorate in Snuggles and I am looking for tenure at a Ivy League home of my choice. My dissertation named ‘Catnip: Psychedelic or Psyco-don't’ got me a high distinction and was regarded as the greatest cat written think piece of our century.
You might not be able to see from my student ID photo, I am actually a super chonky lad; this is what I get from sitting behind a desk instead of being in the field! The Dean has told me I’m required to be on a special diet to help me loose weight, so I’ll need your help watching my portions for me.
As my name implies I love a good snuggle and give head boops a plenty. When I am not busy doing my various research projects (which include which direction will I face while I make biscuits on you and how many times do I have to circle before lying down) my favourite thing to do is snuggle under the blanket with you for a day time nap.
As I am getting close to retiring age, I think a quieter house will suit my needs well. I will happily accept some nice quiet grad students of the mini human or feline persuasion. I made eye contact with one of those canine types in my foster home and wasn't to bothered although without slow introduction I am not sure I would volunteer to have one as my lab partner.