Please accept my application for the full-time employment position recently advertised for your home.
I currently hold the following certifications: professional athlete, bedwarmer, hallway monitor, champion singer, and talented talker. I am also highly qualified in the areas of bedtime snuggles, therapeutic affection and midnight zoomies.
I love to work as part of the family team but can also be trusted to work independently when unsupervised. I am yet to receive canine accreditation, but with a slow introduction to other fur mates I am confident that I will adjust.
A fair remuneration package should include a high quality biscuit available at break times, reciprocated love and attention, and a generous long service package.
I hope to hear from you soon.